Santa Claus came. Santa
Claus went. He left quite a selection of
toys behind. The boys were
overjoyed. Jim and I are reeling from
the new buzzers and buttons, directions and distractions, frustration and
fun. It seems, the toy manufacturers
have forgotten to include a few labels in their quest to market these terrific
toys. It could be considered fine fin
print, I guess. Let me share my top
five.
1.
Live action sound! Guaranteed
to hit a decibel level to grate on any adult within 50 feet.
2.
Hours
of creative play! Be sure to buy two of these because there
will be battles with siblings.
3.
Some
assembly required. Have screwdrivers, hammers, and wrenches ready. Present opening will be a bit delayed.
4.
Batteries
included. These batteries will only last a week so
make sure you have backup.
5.
Requires
xyz batteries. You should take stock in Duracell or
Energizer to get back a portion of what you will invest in this toy.
So, I’m sorry toy manufacturers. I am on to you and I am spreading the
word! Adults everywhere, make sure you read
the fine print, or at least read through the descriptive lines.
Santa’s bounty has also completely overrun the boys’
already plentiful collection. Therefore,
Jim and I have been catapulted into Christmas cleanse mode. I think we’ll start with anything that
requites batteries! J
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